Today's Heads-or-Tails is: anything or any version of the word fool:). Although taken from an email here is a list of things I need to remember in order to not be a fool...with a little humor tossed in.
Christian One Liners:
Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create any thing without purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.
We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or
judges.
Be ye fishers of men . You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the
called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you.
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats.
Don't give God instructions -- just report for
duty.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the
Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace
of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes
us.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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7 comments:
"God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage" is one that I try to remember. It's like when people cry out "why me???". Why NOT them (or me)? :)
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Very good... I like the one skittles added too.
I'm going to copy these and stick them on my fridge and e-mail them hope you don't mine.
I have seen most of these before, but it was worth reading again.
Don't wait for a hearse to take you to church is another good one.
"Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous."
I love many of these - but that one is one of my favorites!
Excellent post!
Hope you had a great Tuesday.
Wow! What a lot of quotes.
"People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
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One of the bussdrivers here has that on his bag.
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